What's in a Name? No, not Cagney and Lacey. They’re old time detectives, silly. Disney and Lacey. They're my parents. My proud mum and...

Fourth Circle: Hated Abbreviations "ICYMI, this level is for people who use OPAs (off-putting abbreviations) to show off their supposed...

Third Circle: Unnecessary Use of Quotation Marks They may think they’re getting off the "hook,” but in this level quote marks are used as...

Second Circle of Hell: The Serial Comma “One half of this circle is populated by souls who are cursed to make arguments that nobody cares...

Doggy Blog 3 So THAT’s what she looks like. My new keeper. Must admit to being a bit scared now by all that lipstick. Too many kisses...

First Circle (Limbo): Autocorrect Here wander the otherwise virtuous souls who were forced into grievous errors by autocorrect programs....

Doggy Blog 2 I AM BORN! I don't know where I am, but I'm in the world, waiting to grow big enough so I can go and live with The Word...

It seems that preparations for my arrival have started in earnest. I may not even be born yet, but my new keeper has been busy, shopping...